Ode to Conquest

Oh How I hate you so

Even though you make me hit the floor

We all hate you because of your leveling

But only because we are reveling

In this DAOC PVP world

I just fell like a little girl

Please Mr. Purple

Don’t look at me like I’m Erkel

Because I’m really a big black man

And when I reach the Promised Land

You’ll start to feel an itch

And you will find indeed, that you will be my prison bitch!